We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Tickle The PitchFork

by Red Neckromancer

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    11 instant country metal classics. Liquor not included.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Tickle The PitchFork via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 7 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      $8 USD or more 

     

1.
2.
Boss 03:44
Some men got a lot of problems I sure as hell got mine Some other men ain't got no worries no For them things turn out fine For them things turn out fine Some men do all the working While some other men collect the reward Some other men ain't got a goddamned problem Taking what should be yours Taking what should be yours Sometimes a man gets all full of worry Start thinking crazy Start thinking about doing something he shouldn't do Some men got a rich daddy Lay everything in their laps Some men ain't ever broken their backs And they don't respect the men that have And they don't respect the men that have Some working men take that bullshit Think its just the way things go Some other working me start thinking about Taking back what they're owed Taking back what they're owed Sometimes a man gets all full of worry Start thinking crazy Start thinking about doing something he shouldn't do Some boss man like to go out drinking And tell their wife they're somewhere else Some boss man should be a little more concerned Cause that body ain't gonna be found That body ain't gonna be found Some men know the combination To that safe where the money lay Some men would rather do some evil things Than keep on living this way Keep on living this way Sometimes a man gets all full of worry Start thinking crazy Start thinking about doing something he shouldn't do Some motherfuckers take that money And drive north as fast as they can To the backwoods of Alaska, yeah Buy themselves a piece of land
3.
Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing A lot of things you can take from me And I'll still be ok As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah You can go on and take my car I kinda like to walk Rather you didn't take my tongue But that's not cause I wanna talk I ain't got a lot of money But you can go on and take that too As long as we got enough booze little girl we'll find something to do Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing A lot of things you can take from me And I'll still be ok As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah We could get stranded on a desert island I'll build us a little hut Then we can sit down and try to figure out How to make bourbon from a coconut You ain't gotta wear no pants Ain't nobody else around We'll start us a little city, girl Call it Vagina Town Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing A lot of things you can take from me And I'll still be ok As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Don't invite me to your parent's house On Thanksgiving day There's gonna be a whole lot of trouble When the family sit on down to pray When your daddy turns to me And says "Son, what are you thankful for?" Ten to one odds that this here fella Is getting thrown right out that door Cause I don't give a damn about candied yams And I've had turkey more than enough Gotta tell that old man that his little girls the only bird I wanna stuff Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing A lot of things you can take from me And I'll still be ok As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
4.
The devil went down to Nashville He was looking for a record deal He had some damn fine songs on acoustic guitar and a friend Earl that played lap steel We first met at a roadhouse bar Right after they hit town They spent their money on one way tickets So I bought us a couple rounds The Devil kept on talking bout How he was gonna have it made All of his boys from his hair metal years Were selling country music these day He talked slick and I was young So it didn't take to long Before I knew the words to every single one Of the devil's songs We had use some damn fine times Down in Tennessee We was gonna be big stars Earl, The Devil, and Me We hit the town and played some shows Started to build a crowd Everyone loved to come and see the devil play his music loud He called his boys so they could come down And see his brand new game The devil was about to find out that everything had changed His boys got sick of putting up With artists and their needs Egos, wives, and cocaine habits Had gotten in the way of their greed So they got them a team of writers and they let those fuckers go They wrote all the songs that you hear today On country radio They told the Devil and I can't say that he took it very well He said "Motherfucker, I wouldn't play this lousy shit in hell" He shook his head and stomped his feet and said "Have I just been told that today is the day that the Devil can't sell away his soul?" We had use some damn fine times Down in Tennessee We was gonna be big stars Earl, The Devil, and Me The devil moved off to Norway To start a black metal band He was putting all his shit in storage So I offered to lend him a hand We finished up and said goodbye And he thanked me for all of my help He said "Son, there's some things that I see in you that remind me of myself" I asked him if I could keep his songs and this here guitar He said "Go right ahead but remember boy they won't get you very far" "Go right ahead but remember boy they won't get you very far" We had use some damn fine times Down in Tennessee We was gonna be big stars Earl, The Devil, and Me
5.
Metal Girl 04:06
Baby let me ride your lightning I'll be your cowboy from hell You know I'll go down south of your heaven Oh so fucking well Let me get down with your system You can take my bulls on parade Maybe someday we can settle down And have some children of the grave Cute little metal girl From Green Bay, Wisconsin You liked our band, and got us drunk Gave us a place to stay Sweet little metal girl From Green Bay, Wisconsin You know I'd head bang with you any day Let me get a little motor head You know I'll bark at the moon Then we can put on metalocalypse And lie on the couch and spoon Girl I'm far beyond driven To spend some seasons in your abyss Anytime you wanna get a little weird Just call the drummer from Tiger Piss Cute little metal girl From Green Bay, Wisconsin You liked our band, and got us drunk Gave us a place to stay Sweet little metal girl From Green Bay, Wisconsin You know I'd head bang with you any day Girl let me give you my number I'll be your beast You can be my little angel of death Say now girl let me give you my number You know I wanna be your beast You could be my sweet little angel of death Said girl let me give you my number You know I wanna be your motherfucking beast You can be my little Zarrah Angel of death Cute little metal girl From Green Bay, Wisconsin You liked our band, and got us drunk Gave us a place to stay Sweet little metal girl From Green Bay, Wisconsin You know I'd head bang with you any day Said you know I'll head bang with you Any day
6.
7.
There's a strange kind of feeling in the air tonight That moon looks crazy and it don't feel right But we're going out drinking So lace those boots up tight Cause nights like these tend to get bizarre We might get to see the inside of a police car Hold on Mama it's gonna get a little weird tonight Well this whiskeys tasting awful smooth to me To hell with one shot lets make it three Even the bartender's got an evil look in her eye Well it don't make sense to try and fight the gods But on nights like these I like our odds Hold on Mama its gonna get a little weird tonight I said Hold on Mama it's gonna get a little weird tonight Some nights are made for drinking hard Waking up naked in the neighbor's yard Some nights it just ain't easy to be good Well it's gonna get blurry as the night gets late We might wind up in another state At that point we're just along for the ride Like a mean old cat we're gonna moan and wail I set aside $500 for bail Hold on Mama it's gonna get a little weird tonight I said Hold on Mama it's gonna get a little weird tonight It's nights like these where I got my scars Hopping over fences, jump from moving cars A good story's worth a little bit of blood Well it's time to settle in or head on home And it ain't no fun being crazy all alone Besides tonight we've got the devil on our side So sit back baby this rounds on me It'll be the night of your life just wait and see Hold on Mama it's gonna get a little weird tonight Hold on Mama it's gonna get a little weird tonight Hold on Mama it's gonna get a little weird tonight.
8.
When I was a little boy, I had no use for games or toys Like a bird takes to the wing, I took to dark and twisted things As I traveled through my youth, I did my best to hide the truth There's no use in trying to fight the hunger that I feel inside. As the sun goes down, I head for hallowed ground With a shovel in my hand Never know what you're gonna find In the graveyard at night. I did my best to gain control of that beast down in my soul As the time ticks slowly by, my demons haunt my waking mind Someday soon I'll give in, to my curse and to my sin There's no use in trying to fight the hunger that I feel inside. As the sun goes down, I head for hallowed ground With a shovel in my hand Never know what you're gonna find In the graveyard at night. I've survived for way too long getting away with doing wrong All those precious artifacts, rotting inside burlap sacks Never a soul did I tell, but I can't control the smell Someone's knocking at the door, I grab my shovel off the floor As the sun goes down I head for hallowed ground With a shovel in my hand Never know what you're gonna find As the sun goes down I head for hallowed ground With a shovel in my hand Never know what you're gonna find In the graveyard at night Never know what you're gonna find In the graveyard at night.
9.
Wolf 04:39
I'm gonna kill that wolf Said I'm gonna kill that wolf He bit my baby, He's bit my friend He ain't no good, He ain't ever been My hand is shaking from his howl and his pull I'm gonna kill that wolf First time I saw him was in my Daddy's eye Once he'd been bit we all had to hide It wasn't long before the sickness set in We never saw our father again I'm gonna kill that wolf Said I'm gonna kill that wolf He bit my baby, He's bit my friend He ain't no good, He ain't ever been My hand is shaking from his howl and his pull I'm gonna kill that wolf I've spent my whole life tracking him down He likes the late nights on the dark side of town The more I kept looking the less I could see He'd always been there right behind me I'm gonna kill that wolf Said I'm gonna kill that wolf He bit my baby, He's bit my friend He ain't no good, He ain't ever been My hand is shaking from his howl and his pull I'm gonna kill that wolf Some folks turn to doctors, others turn to God But neither have helped me before Some things in life you've just gotta do alone So the next time he howls at my door I'm gonna kill that wolf Said I'm gonna kill that wolf He bit my baby, He's bit my friend He ain't no good, He ain't ever been My hand might be shaking from his howl and his pull But I'm gonna kill that wolf I'm gonna kill that wolf I'm gonna kill that wolf I'm gonna kill that wolf
10.
Wish that I'd been born with a voice like Hank People'd come a running to hear every song I sang Sad to say things didn't turn out that way But I don't give a damn I'm gonna keep on growling anyway If there's something in this world that you want Go on out and get it before you're gone Life's too short to give a damn what people say You get all full of worry and you waste away your days You're the only one that's gotta walk inside your shoes Some motherfuckers just wanna see you lose If there's something in this world that you want Go on out and get it before you're gone I've known a few men with a yearning in their heart They'd spend all day wanting but they didn't know where to start That clock kept ticking and their time all slipped away And their hearts grew bitter and they filled all up with pain If there's something in this world that you want Go on out and get it before you're gone Wish that I'd been born with a voice like Hank People's come a running to hear every song I sang Sad to say things didn't turn out that way But I don't give a fuck I'm gonna keep on growling anyway
11.
If you cross that line there ain't no turning back If you cross that line there ain't no turning back The winter chill and the night so black If you cross that line there ain't no turning back You've got choices to make We all have choices to make You must decide the path you will take We all have choices to make Rattle them chains Knock at the door Rattle them bones Fear for your soul I can't believe the things that you've done We can't believe the things that you've done There's no where to hide, there's no where to run We can't believe the things that you've done I can't believe the lies that you told We can't believe the lies that you told You've no respect for your immortal soul We can't believe the lies that you told Rattle them chains Knock at the door Rattle them bones Fear for your soul Rattle them chains Knock at the door Rattle them bones Fear for your soul Dave verse

credits

released February 26, 2015

Rev. Kev: Guitar and Vocals
Malachi McElroy: Banjo and Vocals
David Pannullo: Bass and Vocals

Ian T Fuller: Electric guitar on Fear and Loathing in the Homeless Dating Scene and Voice Like Hank

John Naclerio: Additional guitar on Metal Girl

All songs written by Red Neckromancer

Produced, Mixed, Mastered, and Recorded at Nada Recording by John Naclerio

www.reverbnation.com/redneckromancer
red.neckromancer@yahoo.com

Album design and artwork by Kim Zangrando
kimzang@gmail.com

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Red Neckromancer Kingston, New York

contact / help

Contact Red Neckromancer

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Red Neckromancer, you may also like: