Whiskey and Your Lady Parts

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lyrics

Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things
What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing
A lot of things you can take from me
And I'll still be ok
As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

You can go on and take my car
I kinda like to walk
Rather you didn't take my tongue
But that's not cause I wanna talk
I ain't got a lot of money
But you can go on and take that too
As long as we got enough booze little girl we'll find something to do

Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things
What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing
A lot of things you can take from me
And I'll still be ok
As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

We could get stranded on a desert island
I'll build us a little hut
Then we can sit down and try to figure out
How to make bourbon from a coconut
You ain't gotta wear no pants
Ain't nobody else around
We'll start us a little city, girl
Call it Vagina Town

Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things
What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing
A lot of things you can take from me
And I'll still be ok
As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Don't invite me to your parent's house
On Thanksgiving day
There's gonna be a whole lot of trouble
When the family sit on down to pray
When your daddy turns to me
And says "Son, what are you thankful for?"
Ten to one odds that this here fella
Is getting thrown right out that door

Cause I don't give a damn about candied yams
And I've had turkey more than enough
Gotta tell that old man that his little girls
the only bird I wanna stuff

Whiskey and your lady parts are my two favorite things
What gets me out of bed, What makes me wanna sing
A lot of things you can take from me
And I'll still be ok
As long as whiskey and your lady parts stay
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

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from Tickle The PitchFork, released February 26, 2015

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